A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales
It has the largest dick of any mammal
know to man
It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard
that commonly roams the country of wales
It has the largest dick of any mammal
know to man
It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard
One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that
by Junglebook kid December 29, 2010
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