Playing Tarzan

This is military slang for survival and bushcraft exercises in the field.

Next week, we get to go to SERE training to survive and start playing Tarzan in Alabama!

Playing Tarzan by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Tarzanelli

Tarzanelli pl. A miasma of chunky poops on pubes. A chandelier of resplendent stool stones dangling, undulating, glistening in their wetness. Slimy tentacles in orbit of the puckered beak that is ander's asshole.

Thanks for the spaghetti! I can already feel the Tarzanelli clinging to my pastey thighs.

Tarzanelli by DevineJusTits May 5, 2020

tarzanello 

winnet, mudgrape, clingon, dingleberry. a piece of hardened crund caught in the arsebeard. tarzanello is italian for "small tarzan" - swinging through the anal jungle.

"I'll be with you in a minute, Quentin, I'm just teasing out my tarzanellos with tweezers."

tarzanello by James Hunt May 24, 2004

Tarzanian 

1. (adjective) When one's attire, designed or weathered, resembles garments worn by Tarzan.

2. (adjective) To describe lewd or inapropros behaviour during social interactions and gatherings.

1. "Dude, that hobo's rockin some Tarzanian threads."

2. "Bryan is going Tarzanian tonight!"

Tarzanian by itsmarley September 2, 2010

Tarzanelli

Tarzanelli pl. A miasma of chunky poops on pubes, a chandelier of resplendent stool stones dangling, undulating, glistening in their wetness. Slimy tentacles in orbit of the puckered sarnacc beak that is Ander's asshole.

Thanks for the spaghetti! I can already feel the tarzanelli clinging to my pastey thighs.

Tarzanelli by DevineJusTits May 5, 2020

Tarzan's back 

Taken from the old Tarzan movies in the 1960’s where all the male characters had their shirt backs wet with sweat. So if you have been working on a hot day and you have a wet back from sweat/workout you have Tarzan’s back.

Person 1: (Straight in to the fridge for a beverage) Fuck its hot outside, look at how wet the back of my shirt is.
Person 2: Ha, looks like you have Tarzan's Back!!
Person 1: Tarzan’s back?
Person 2: You know when the bad guys were looking for Tarzan & Cheetah they all had wet shirts from the heat.

Tarzan's back by Anecdotal December 13, 2012

fanny tarzan 

An aggresive male who prefers the company of a more submissive male (typically a gardener, bike messenger or flight attendant) during the act of gay anal sex; A homosexual who aspires to penetrate male ass, but never allows for his own crack to be so much as sniffed; A man that is not that gay, but definitely still gay.

"Say your prayers son or the fanny tarzan in the closet will come out in the middle of the night and penetrate your asshole." - Dad to his son

fanny tarzan by Mitch121212 October 28, 2008