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Trading all my players for other players.
Zach: I’m TAMPFOP.

Randy: There’s simply no other trades to make.
tampfop by ZachTheRetard July 7, 2020
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A used tampon that is frozen and enjoyed as a Popsicle
Son, "Mom, may I have a tampop?"
Mother, "Sure dear, let me freeze you a fresh one!"
Tampop by swizz69 May 2, 2013
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Tampoozled

Verb: To deceive someone with non-existent evidence to justify the use of tampons for GSWs or massive bleeding.
"The authors have been tampoozled" -MAJ Andrew Fisher, 2018
Tampoozled by Whiskey Delta Gulf September 7, 2018

Tampoony 

A game in which at least two people, probably males, each take a tampon, soak it in water, and throw it at the ceiling; the desired effect being that the tampons stick to said ceiling. The object of the game is to see whos tampon stays on the ceiling the longest before inevitably falling. The winner, obviously, is whos tampon stays on the longest.
Hey, go steal some of your girlfriends tampons so we can play tampoony.
Constructing transactions, in which the full extent of the assemblage of players of the highest tier of Professional Baseball in America - indeed that league which enjoys an anti-trust exemption as a consequence of the 1922 Supreme Court ruling in *Federal Baseball Club v. National League* - who belong to me, are interchanged for an assortment of players in that tier of Professional Baseball in America who had until that point counted themselves amongst the belongings of my colleagues.
Lumsden: Constructing transactions, in which the full extent of the assemblage of players of the highest tier of Professional Baseball in America - indeed that league which enjoys an anti-trust exemption as a consequence of the 1922 Supreme Court ruling in *Federal Baseball Club v. National League* - who belong to me, are interchanged for an assortment of players in that tier of Professional Baseball in America who had until that point counted themselves amongst the belongings of my colleagues.

Randy: There are simply no more trades to make.

Lumsden: TAMPFOP
TAMPFOP by Gaysexhaver420 July 13, 2020
the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
tampoon by Maryd August 23, 2006
When you put a tampon in the freezer. Voila. Tampop
Timmy: Mom... Can you get me some ice cream?
Mom: No, but I have freshly marinated tampops in the freezer!
Timmy: Yayy!
tampop by thetampopanator November 17, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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