While visiting an out of town friend, or at a party out of town, prior to leaving, drop a masive (Bull Sized) shit in the bathroom without flushing. This is very common when visiting other college towns, Gainesville in particular. The Tampa Local can be out of spite, pride or general friendship.
That bitch! She said she lives a half hour away! an hour? And she had the nerve to make me move her cat hair covered sofa to the garage? Good thing i nailed a Tampa Local before we left.
by Big Uncle Buck July 17, 2010