Tally wack

When you slap someone across the face (usually female) with your penis.

Bill: "Hey Dorithy mind if I tally wack you"
Dorithy: "Sure Bill go ahead"
Bill: "SMACK BITCH" ^_^

Tally wack by John Auison June 11, 2006

Tally wacker pounding 

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

Tally wacker pounding by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

tally wacker 

Tally wacker is a giant gwat dick that can be swaded side to side with just a mear swing of the hips

Look that Chico just used his tally wacker to cock slap little Abe in the face. man is that going to leave some damage!

tally wacker by Texican May 14, 2004

Tally Wacker 

weeny

his tally wacker was huge.

Tally Wacker by M.Bonano January 19, 2010

TALLY WACKER 

A thing that one uses to wack tallys.

Collin employed his tally wacker and wacked the tally of Sally the strumpet. One might even call her a tally-ho."

TALLY WACKER by smith of words, aka wordsmith August 14, 2009

tally-wacker 

Hillarious term for Penis

I enjoy having my tally-wacker sucked off.

tally-wacker by Xyrus November 6, 2003

tally wacker 

penis duh

Charlie's tally wacker was slammed in a door

tally wacker by michaelknapp August 26, 2008