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The Tallest Man on Earth 

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth
“I spotted a tablist at the furniture store the other day.”
Tablist by gravityoccurs October 30, 2020

tallstaffed 

Bitch wouldnt shut up so I tallstaffed her cross the mouth.
tallstaffed by zeldafan678 December 12, 2009

talviste 

an eygptian loaf of bread named after the God that no one has heard of.
mmmmm taste the talviste
talviste by trudyisthebest June 14, 2003
Noble, strong leader of windclan. better cat than Pinestar and better leader than Bramblestar. Nobody tops Tallstar.
"I know Tallstar he will KILL you"
Tallstar by JimmytheJimster February 4, 2018

Almighty Tallest Purple 

On Invader ZIM, one of two leaders of the Irken empire, due to their tallness compared to the rest of the Irken race. Tallest Purple can often be found on board The Massive, the Irken armada's flagship, alongside co-leader Almighty Tallest Red. Both of the Tallest are fond of snacks and store them in The Massive's fuel pods.
Tallest Purple: "Hey, I like snacks!"
Tallest Red: "He likes snacks, Zim!"
ZIM: "I know you do. I know."