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When u get to work, go directly to the bathroom, take a massive shit, and then come out and pretend to work for about 15 min and then repeat the process till u have shit 20 times, or the work day is over .
Hey man I don't wanna work, so I'm gonna spend the whole day taking a Taj
by The Tooth Man May 15, 2012

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