1. n: A reach around, considered common decency, for the 27th President of the United States when drilling him from behind.

See also: Taft job
He didn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a taftie.
by Lightning Bolt April 4, 2013
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You fell tough when you try to fight a fat kid you Tafty.
by ad8800 March 18, 2016
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