"Our new detergent that only gets out elephant dung stains isn't going over too well in Alaska, it's a Taepodong".
2)"In bed that guy lasted as long as a Taepodong."
"Don't try to have sex with him Kimmy, he's a regular Taepodong.
"oh, crap, she was so hot that I Taepodonged, and she threw me out."
3)"First I Taepodonged with my new date and was so depressed that I had to eat, so I went to a Taepodong and got a half cooked wiener in 40 seconds."