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Taco Slap 

to forcefully hit another person in the face with the lips of your vagina, leaving a taco-like print on the face of the victim. much like a mushroom slap, in female form.
Alex, im going to taco slap you so hard, you will carry around a taco everywhere for days...if you don't do what i say!
Taco Slap by kaalbe June 11, 2011
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Taco Slap 

"Noob: Stop tea-bagging me.
Player 1: I'm a girl. I'm taco slapping you.
Noob: *Rage Quit* "
Taco Slap by Kyoei June 12, 2012

Taco Slap 

to slap someone's burrito looking ass
dude did see javier just taco slap squanto, shit was raw
Taco Slap by mjwalker04 December 9, 2009

Taco meat slap 

When a male of any species takes a 5 pound exercise ball and repeatedly slaps the coochie until it slides in. No lube is allowed and neither party can be shaved.
My cunt hurts after my boyfriend taco meat slapped me.
Taco meat slap by Thelilboy April 4, 2019

Taco Slappin' 

The rythmic grinding together of two snatches.
Paula and Brittney sure made a great film "Taco Slappin'".
Taco Slappin' by Fishfry December 15, 2008

Tacoslap 

When your at taco bell and you buy a taco for yourself and ask your friend if they want anything and when they say no you buy it anyway and slap them with it.
Hey Preston do you want a taco man?

Preston: no

:Pulls around to drivethrough window, gets taco bag. Opens it. (Preferably softshell with lot of sour cream) and commences in an outrageously hard splatter tacoslap.
Tacoslap by hedonedidit January 11, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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