Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.

That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch

by TheBeesKnee January 07, 2012

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

Crunching Tacos

The equivalent of two women scissoring.

Jason walked in and found Vanna and Betsy crunching tacos.

by Vajayjay69 March 27, 2021

Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013