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brexit tackle 

(In football) When one goes in for a tackle deliberately to shit on their opponent. Typically done to take an opposing player out of the match. Done by any means, even if the player committing the brexit tackle must receive a red card.
“The match was tied with 7 minutes remaining, so we had out least valuable player brexit tackle their striker into his fucking grave. It was biblical mate.

Tackle Trash

A girl that hangs around bass fishing tournaments and tries to latch on to any guy they can. Duties include: backing boat down ramp, making meals, and posting on social media.
Doug: Wasn't Tracy just with Bruce last week and now she's backing Roddneys boat in the water.
Cody: Yeah she was!! she ain't nothing but Tackle Trash
Tackle Trash by Toaddog June 2, 2017

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop 

A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.

Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."
Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?

What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?

I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.

You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!

Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.

Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.

Team tackle 

When a group of bros aid a fellow bro in the endeavor of scoring a babe
Yo we got his dick sucked in one day.
Hey that was a nice Team tackle right there
Team tackle by Kaiser16 September 13, 2014

Brexit tackle 

A bone crunching, earth shaking, proper English geezer tackle. This tackle does not care about human life or care about the consequences, this tackle must be given a criminal charge afterwards.
Nick crunched that Cameron Twat who wouldn’t stop doing Antony spins. The tackle was highly compared to the legendary Brexit tackle.

Ram Tackle 

The act of running head first into your lover's bottom area as she is bending over naked in the doggy style position.
Hey bro, I "ram tackled" your Mum and she rather liked it.
Ram Tackle by Ram Tackle June 15, 2010