Top Definition
Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.
On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain
by Blood Spartan June 21, 2007
THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.
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by That one taco June 18, 2016
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