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An abnormal testicular growth that smells like rotten eggs and is often full of puss. Unfortunately it is not curable and there are many side effects including obsessive behaviors such as repetitive washing of the hands and fear of door handles and other commonly touched items.
I went to the doctor to have the taberner on my balls checked out and he had to cut it out with a scalpel.
by Pineapple Princess May 03, 2008