When reaching for the lubricant before anal sex, lubricate your penis with Tabasco instead. Condom use is recommended. After the first few thrusts, the woman will realize her anus is on fire and try to buck the man off. The man then holds on firmly, while the bucking and screaming gets him off.
- "Why is Trish teary-eyed and walking funny?"
- "Jason took her to the Tabassco Rodeo last night"