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turd herder 

A person working in the sewage field. Responsible for keeping the sewage (turds) in the pipes, not on the ground.
Tom is the best turd herder I know.
turd herder by Rick April 27, 2004

turd herder 

A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area. Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. Your shit is his bread and butter
Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.
turd herder by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Turd Hurdler 

A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')
Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"

Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"

Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"

Person 2: "Yep, what you know"

Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "

Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"
Turd Hurdler by BeanBuddy86 August 11, 2016

Turd Herder 

Slang name for a gay male.
"That fag is a turd herder of deep holes!
Turd Herder by mow_er_racer April 16, 2009

turd herder 

Someone who drives a septic cleaning truck or who cleans porta-johns
The turd herder is coming to clean my septic tank
turd herder by awafcaw November 19, 2006

Turd Hurdler 

A girls' very shapely backside. Made very visible by the tight clothing.
Wow, look at the "Turd Hurdler" on that chick!!
Turd Hurdler by Mark Langen December 29, 2006