Tungsten Rat

Used as a 'clap back' phrase when your friend is being a little grem-o-lin. It is most commonly associated with a tiny, loud Puerto Rican tsundere.

Individual 1: *loud gremlin noises*
Individual 2: lol, Tungsten Rat

Tungsten Rat by |Seth Snyder| January 13, 2022

Tunger's Paradox 

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not

neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox

Tunger's Paradox by ccans December 21, 2020

Tungsten Dioxide 

what to say when you want to say OwO around a group of non-degenerates

teacher: so today, we're going to be talking about the battle of the bulge. You: Tungsten Dioxide

Tungsten Dioxide by thefurmaster March 17, 2019

Tungered

When the euro reading (probably) about Poland losing its land (again) is too boring so you procrastinate.

Person 1: he created a verb based on my name for procrastination
Person 2: what word?
Person 1: "Tungered"

Tungered by ccans March 10, 2021

Tengetile 

The smartest girl you'll ever meet. The very definition of awesome. If you are reading this, then you know a Tengetile, and you know they are pretty much perfect. Funny, witty, and you'll wonder how you ever lived without one.

I wish I was Tengetile (I wish I was awesome.)

Tengetile by joddybee March 25, 2010

Tangeteen

A tangeteen is a fictional type of food utensil developed by Mr. Joe Dumbrowski when performing a fake spelling test in 2017. From what we know, a tangeteen seems to be a fork type device that has the capabilities of wrapping spaghetti.

I eat my spaghetti with a tangeteen.

Tangeteen by ThatMaximilian May 14, 2020

Tungstanium 

A rare metal hybrid that is a cross between tungsten and titanium. A metal so strong, that it is only resides in the balls of men who are truly tough. Someone who claims to have balls of steel has nothing on someone with tungstanium balls.

Allen thought he was a tough, until he got in a fight with Brandon and kicked him in the balls. Much to his surprise, Allen broke his foot upon impact because Brandon is so though that he has tungstanium balls.

Tungstanium by Slideways_B August 9, 2010