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Thotus Begonus

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The third most powerful Harry Potter spell. (see fetus deletus and beatus meatus)
"Thotus Begonus!" Harry cried as he defended himself from the wretched soul sucking thots.
by Nobody01100001 October 22, 2018
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Thotus Begoness

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A magical set of words only to be uttered in certain situations of life and death. Other such marvelous phrases include beatus meatus and fetus deletus. Remember this phrase to protect yourself.
As the circle of thots enclosed themselves on him, Harry yelled ferociously, "THOTUS BEGONESS!". An explosion rang out to be heard in all directions, but when the dust cleared Harry was the only one standing within a 2 mile radius.
by Thicc_Chungus_69_420 April 11, 2019
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Totus Tuus

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Latin expression prominently associated with the late Pope John Paul II, first coined in his 1994 book "Crossing the Threshold of Hope." Means, "all for you", expressing the ideal of a worldly commitment to a single good. Pope John Paul II would write this expression in the top right-hand corner of every hand-written document.
"My devotion - totus tuus"
by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005
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Teleprompter Reader of the United States.
This is a bastardization of POTUS (President of the United States).

This term is currently applied to Impeached President Donald Trump because of his apparent inability to speak extemporaneously without a teleprompter.

Attempts to do so result in an average verbalized pause ("umm") count of 20-23 per minute. (Count them whenever you see the President's teleprompter break).
Dude, I saw TROTUS on the tube last night. His teleprompter broke and he ended up giving the exact same speech twice.
by Barterman February 20, 2020
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Teleprompter Reader of the United States.
This is a bastardization of POTUS (President of the United States).

This term is currently only applied to President Barack Obama because of his apparent inability to speak extemporaneously without a teleprompter.

Attempts to do so result in an average verbalized pause ("umm") count of 20-23 per minute. (Count them whenever you see the President's teleprompter break).
Dude, I saw TROTUS on the tube last night. His teleprompter broke and he ended up giving the exact same speech twice.
by Roguewarrior100 May 6, 2009
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Teleprompter Of The United States.

The official teleprompter of Barack Hussein Obama and the voice of the White House.
The TOTUS has told America that the White House's actions through Timothy Geithner to supply AIG with the money for bonuses was improper and that AIG should be vilified for it.
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