To beat your friend at golf by allowing him to not win a single hole

a amazingly cute asian boy who wants to adopt babies.

A verb used to describe communication of ideas.
Derived from the word 'talk'

An awesomely Weird froobcake.

A "Tak" is to kill someone who wants to die, through a sexually or ritualistic ceremony; To "Tak" someone is to fulfilling your Homicidal fantasies through someone else's suicidal desires.

to drink a shitload of alcohol in one night

It is both a noun and a verb in Persian (Farsi) for "Deliberate Missed Call". In Iran, like when we try to make a "remark" or "confirmation" via cellphone to somebody, sometimes instead of texting or calling that person we just "tak" them and they get a "tak". I think it'd be so perfect if in English you use this notion and word.