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The average hotness of a woman or man in Syracuse, NY. There is generally a scrunched-up look on their faces like if something smelly was placed under their noses. They're decent looking, but nothing special. If you lived in Syracuse (or upstate NY) all your life, they'd be a 8 or 9, but anywhere else they'd be a 6.5 or 7, if that.

Related terms are: Dallas Average, Miami Average, Piedmont Average, Detroit Average, Boulder Average, etc.
Jacob: Check out that hottie under the Budlight sign near the bar! I'd like to tame me some of that!

Ian: Are you blind? That chick's a Syracuse Average! Where the hell are your contacts?!
by wookiecookie23 October 18, 2011
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