He thinks that he looks cool in his hat - he doesn't.
He thinks he is good at guitar because he is fast - he's not really that great.
He thinks it's cool to knock of the legendary LYNYRD SKYNYRD for his name! - NOT COOL!
Cool dude: dude my 1-year old sister learned how to play that yesterday
Poser #2: Syn is the best guitarist ever!
Person who has a brain: No, Eddie Van Halen is.
Poser #2: *craps pants upon hearing Eruption*
Me: That's Synyster Gates or rather Synyster Fucking Gates, Guitar God, member of A7X, sexiest motherfucker you'll ever look at bitch! *knocks her the fuck out while moshing to A7X*
+ YES, SEXY GUITAR GOD!
+ *HEADBUTTS* PRAISE HIM!!!!
Damn sexy too ;)