Symphatize on

to symphatize on somebody means to ejaculate on someone, as easy as that!

if ur girlfriend had a bad day, u just come up to her and say, "sweety u had a bad day, come here let me symphatize on you"
(spanish accent preferable)

by RAyRUStAM May 1, 2006

Symphatize

When one realizes that another is so positively cool that they feel sorry for existing in the presence of that person who is being analyzed.

I symphatize for him; his presence makes me depressed about my own life in his shadow.

by Sillybear [Cool Club] December 1, 2007