An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
by FrigOff April 8, 2014
When a man fucks a woman from behind with a condom on, climaxes and then pulls off the condom and puts it over the woman’s head like a swim cap.
by Kwatts111 September 4, 2022
When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.
" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max
by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010
Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."
Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."
Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."
by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022
by bigalphamalerubie June 25, 2019