The engaging of a sexual relationship due to laziness and/or convenience with someone else in the confines of yours/their home under the circumstances you are never seen in public together or caught together post hook up.
Yeah I'm still kinda seeing Molly - she's still good enough for a sweatpants fuck until I find someone better.
by Gellikit October 27, 2010
It's my Friday after-work ritual consisting of kicking off my heels, putting on my favorite comfy football sweatpants, cracking a beer (or wine, depending on my week) and doing a mini dance from my kitchen to my couch. Length and quality depend entirely on how the week went... sometimes it is necessary to turn up music really loud and continue dancing.
by Bogalicious February 20, 2010
Charlie: Mike and his girlfriend have such a sweatpants relationship.
Will: Yeah, I know. they've broken up and gotten back together, at least ten times.
Will: Yeah, I know. they've broken up and gotten back together, at least ten times.
by Brown Eyed Girl May 29, 2005
by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016
the most comfortable and stylish pants you could wear. the boys can match and the girls. VSCO gurls can wear them too...they jus have to be supperr baggy. they also give wiggle room for guys with giants dicks. they soak up all the sweat from your rolls and they make you look fit.
damn shawty, those adidas sweatpants are fire.
by the.real.fucking.dictionary. September 6, 2019
The ugliest thing a girl could possibly wear. Any girl wearing this automatically goes down 4 points on the scale. For example a really attractive 9 would only be a mediocre 5. When I see a girl with uggs and sweatpants I just want vomit. Girls that wear this might as well put on a teeshirt that says "sperm dumpster".
Guy 1: Look at that ugly ass girl wearing uggs and sweatpants.
Guy 2: FUCK! That bimbo makes me want to gouge my eyeballs!
Guy 2: FUCK! That bimbo makes me want to gouge my eyeballs!
by Miketroup May 3, 2009
This is a person who puts sweatpants on his head so that he can help captain digiorno cook some pizza.The sweatpants protect the pizza from any hair. It is also known for sargeant sweatpants to act like an eagle and make motor noises while on a voyage. All in all a sargeant sweatpants is a best friend of captain digiorno.
by Sargeant Sweatpants August 8, 2009