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The ability to cheat, manupulate, swinde, jive talk, or con someone out of work, time, money or personal property, and still feel good about themselves.

The lowest of the low that will lie to make themselves not only look good but also to feel better. To achive true Swartzability it helps to be a lawyer.
-"Man woody! next time we see someone spending so much money on crome parts for their car we are working on, we need to get in writing what we are getting paid!"

-woody "i know! that jackass had some real swartzability

-"wow that guy has been sued a lot!"

--"He has achived true swartzability"
by Bobmcbob4 November 22, 2010