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Swaggotism 

A subculture of Western society. "Swaggots" wear snapback hats, lens-less glasses and often have 10,000+ followers/subscribers (are also known as "facebook/twitter famous") and use the word "swag". They spend most of their time sucking each other off whilst listening to Justin Bieber and 1D. Do NOT attempt to insult, otherwise you will be branded as a "hater". Not to be confused with hipsters who are very similar in appearance (but more nebula's, camo jackets and triangles), however are slightly less irritating.
"Omg Justin Bieber is my world, You're just a hater and jealous of his talent" Swaggotism ladies and gentlemen...
Swaggotism by Bhoy95 March 31, 2013
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Swanosis 

A strong attraction to the guy/girl of your dreams. The condition of falling in love with "the one ". Life Mate.
The diagnosis for her was swanosis.
Swanosis by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019

Swagolishious

Man Joe that jacket is swagolishious!

Swagboistalin 

very sexy and swag person he is also strong he bites ice cubes with no trouble and he is highly respected within monkes and he got his great swag from swag goku
cc1: hey swagboistalin is sex
cc2: agreed
Swagboistalin by overswag March 4, 2021

Swagtosis 

A deadly disease that possesses your immune system and is potentially deadly

It can lead to lung failure and stroke. Not many people survive one the swag levels hit past 2
Aw man Nicholas got swagtosis the other day, he’s got 3 months left to live
Swagtosis by garyparker January 12, 2020

SwagBossMan 

Incredibly Funny Guy, with a great sense of humour. A swagbossman is most likely to take a joke and not be offended. Swagbossman is also nice, sometimes. A swagbossman is a good guy but can insult people sometimes to either be funny or joke.
Nobody : Hahaha Swagbossmanis so cool!

Nobody 2: I know right! He’s super funny!

swagnetism 

The inherent ability to attract females to your location, merely through your attractiveness, cleverness, and most of all, swag.
Chris- "Wow, yesterday none of those girls were sitting next to Tommy and now he is knee deep in ham wallets."
Brosef Stalin- "Yeah, he's got some strong swagnetism."
swagnetism by Brosef J Stalin April 11, 2011