1.)A Russian name, Svetlana is a common Slavic female name, meaning "light", "clean" or "holy". It's taken from the word photine meaning light and St. Phontine was an early saint.
2.)A girl who speaks her mind regardless of what people think, Sexy, Smart, Kind of slutty but not a slut in anyway at all. A Svetlana just loves to show her body but doesn't let anyone touch. A.K.A A Cock Tease.
3.) A confident Bitch
Jason: Did you fuck her yet?
John: I tried to fuck her, but she won't let me, IDK why, I'd love to bang her
Jason: Well that sucks, she's a Svetlana, the baddest bitch to walk the face of the earth, She'll let you look, but no touchie
A russian ballet dancer primarily named Jesus, whom everybody thought was the Antichrist. The sent her in a box to Alasks, and wrote "jesus" on the box, but it looked like "svetlana" so she was called that. She went to live with Penguina, and developed a nonlesbian interest in her (although she admitted on live TV that she was bi.) She enjoys going to iHop with Penguina, their close personal very best friend Rleka, and Penguina's dad,Czjham. They then tell the waiter their name is Dregorgle.
Rleka: "Have you scene penguins seen Penguina?"
Scene penguins: "Hello Kitty!"
Rleka: "How about Svetlana?"
Scene penguins: "Fall Out Boy!"