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To Švejk:

A coping mechanism used to survive an oppressive, chaotic, system of government which crushes the under classes to which the Švejker belongs.

Švejking usually begins with efforts to obtain certification or accommodation from the rulers in power that the Švejker has some type of disability or infirmity. The incapacity should be such as to render the recipient incompetent and not responsible for his actions.

The Švejker proceeds to carry out his job duties to absurd ends, and throw monkeywrenches into the system periodically. Yet, the Švejker remains continually untouchable because of his "incompetence".
“There are definite advantages to Švejking through chaos.”

On the long running TV Series M.A.S.H., The Character Clinger was the ultimate Švejker.

See also: Jaroslav Hašek's book, The Fateful Adventures of the Good Soldier Švejk During the World War.

(The novel was banned from the Czechoslovak army in 1925, the Polish translation was confiscated in 1928, the Bulgarian translation was suppressed in 1935, and the German translation burned on Nazi bonfires in 1933.)

Gustáv Husák, the General Secretary of the Czechoslovak Communist Party in a speech during the 1970's period of "normalization" in that country, exhorted the population to "STOP ŠVEJKING!!!"
Švejk by Anakalia April 10, 2005
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Svejunka 

Pronounced "Svey-yoon-ka". It is a slang term for a cigarette.
I think I'll go outside and have a "Svejunka"

Will you get me a pack of svejunkas?
Svejunka by Ĵə₪ March 7, 2009
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svejking 

Svejk is the main character in a book written by Jaroslav Hašek named "The Good Soldier Švejk". Svejk is trying to sabotage his superiors' orders by acting as an imbecile. Svejking entered the Czech vocabulary as a verb meaning to undermine the system through intentional acts of stupidity.
Jaroslav is svejking trying to avoid work.
svejking by Jaromír Ochutnák March 7, 2016

Svedkast 

A breakfast composed primarily of Svedka vodka.
Jim:

John isn't it a little early to be drinking?

John:
Who the hell are you? My mother! I'm on vodkation, this is my Svedkast!

Svedkast vodkation Absolunch Belvedinner vodkapalegic
Svedkast by PLONKA! March 17, 2010

Sverkerism 

A religion focused around Sverker. He is hot, cool, big, curvy, he is Sverker. Those who practice Sverkerism often wear masks depicting the god. People often perform a pilgrimage to his home as an act of honor, to show dedication to the cause.
I came in my pants when I saw Sverker today”

“Woahhh duuuude! Are you practicing Sverkerism?”
“Yeah duuuuude of course! Who doesn’t dude”
Sverkerism by adamjohan0408 November 9, 2021
This is a Lithuanian toast, it means "to your health" and is used like Americans use "cheers" and Italians use "salud." In Latvian, it also has a traditional meaning of "to your health" or "hale and hearty", but is commonly used as a greeting of "hello".
When having a toast at a meal, you say "Sveiks!" and down the drink.
Sveiks by Lietuva July 30, 2009
cheap vodka that tastes better than anything in its price range, ideal for college students on a budget
Sorority Chick: "Omg they have svedka, thats classy. lets get drunk and hookup with them"
svedka by what987 April 12, 2009