by Urfriendlymom November 29, 2017
A machine, patented by The English Department Ltd, and designed purely to be possibly the most anti-social and hated contraption ever created.
It contains 8 million anal transistors and just under 6 million bitch capacitors.
The quirky designers implemented a function in the machine to make it teach English, and with that constantly brag about the degree it got at Oxford University; however they did not program it to mention that it was Oxford Brookes.
The Suttonator has many pre-programmed voice commands and jingles; predominantly 'stop masticating', 'spit or swallow please' and the term 'Spankage'. Everything else it emits from its 380 Watt mouth is just indistinguishable shouting and screaming.
The machine is designed to hate and be spiteful to everyone it encounters, but a small bug in the software makes it particularly fond of just a few students it teaches. It favours them above the rest of the class and showers them with praise and prizes. We still do not know today how this behaviour is formed, but it is suspected it has something to do with good behaviour in class.
The design of The Suttonator is far from original. It is clearly closely inspired and almost an exact pastiche of Miss Sutton, the English Teacher. The only difference being that the machine cannot lactate; although there is no evidence that the human can either.
Like 'Miss Sutton', The Suttonator has weaknesses: It hates to be humiliated in front of an audience and particularly dislikes people who are irritatingly cheerful.
If you are subject of this, then you may be asked to 'stay behind after class'; a cheap but effective ploy in eliminating the perpetrator.
No machine is without disadvantages, and The Suttonator has a severe problem with agility. Due to it's obscene weight and wide-birth extremities, it's top speed is 0.36 km/h, and has trouble fitting through doorways that it immediately claims have shrunk.
Always dressed in a green coat, this machine closely resembles a concorde pear, with it's very wide hips, narrowing towards towards the head.
It contains 8 million anal transistors and just under 6 million bitch capacitors.
The quirky designers implemented a function in the machine to make it teach English, and with that constantly brag about the degree it got at Oxford University; however they did not program it to mention that it was Oxford Brookes.
The Suttonator has many pre-programmed voice commands and jingles; predominantly 'stop masticating', 'spit or swallow please' and the term 'Spankage'. Everything else it emits from its 380 Watt mouth is just indistinguishable shouting and screaming.
The machine is designed to hate and be spiteful to everyone it encounters, but a small bug in the software makes it particularly fond of just a few students it teaches. It favours them above the rest of the class and showers them with praise and prizes. We still do not know today how this behaviour is formed, but it is suspected it has something to do with good behaviour in class.
The design of The Suttonator is far from original. It is clearly closely inspired and almost an exact pastiche of Miss Sutton, the English Teacher. The only difference being that the machine cannot lactate; although there is no evidence that the human can either.
Like 'Miss Sutton', The Suttonator has weaknesses: It hates to be humiliated in front of an audience and particularly dislikes people who are irritatingly cheerful.
If you are subject of this, then you may be asked to 'stay behind after class'; a cheap but effective ploy in eliminating the perpetrator.
No machine is without disadvantages, and The Suttonator has a severe problem with agility. Due to it's obscene weight and wide-birth extremities, it's top speed is 0.36 km/h, and has trouble fitting through doorways that it immediately claims have shrunk.
Always dressed in a green coat, this machine closely resembles a concorde pear, with it's very wide hips, narrowing towards towards the head.
The Suttonator: I didn't spend 3 years at Oxford University to deal with badly behaved children! I've got my degree, I've done my GCSEs; I don't give a monkeys about you lot!
by Actiasluna April 26, 2009
A town that people love more than any other.
location: Greater London, near the boundary with Surrey.
benefits: leafy,cultural, stylish, trendy,arty,great shopping,beautiful parks,fine dining,theatres.
downsides:none known.
location: Greater London, near the boundary with Surrey.
benefits: leafy,cultural, stylish, trendy,arty,great shopping,beautiful parks,fine dining,theatres.
downsides:none known.
I ♥ SUTTON
by .l May 15, 2014
To Suttonize, is to unwind, relax, and take in the nature that Sutton Quebec has to offer. People who live in Sutton are working to live, not living to work (if they work at all)
Many have trust funds from mommy and daddy, claim to be artists, or are simply growing weed.
Many have trust funds from mommy and daddy, claim to be artists, or are simply growing weed.
hey - stop running around and Suttonize..... life's too short!
I'm starting to Suttonize, I totally gave up on working for the man
I'm starting to Suttonize, I totally gave up on working for the man
by allymonk March 31, 2016
The best dude you will ever meet. He can be a little rude sometimes but he will stand up for you when you need it. He will be a little to tell you his feelings about you but it's worth it in the end. You may be off to a rocky start, but once you get to know him, he's your best friend. He can be the best boyfriend to have at times and will protect you no matter what. He can be rebellious at times but he's cute none the less so you can't get mad at him. Totally the best guy ever!
by MCGPuppyLover March 4, 2017
by Burl K. November 23, 2007
Popcorn Sutton committed suicide on March 16 2009, a couple of days before he was due in jail for his conviction related to his moonshine making.
by Bongizee January 2, 2010