A sushi surprise is the act of inserting the penis into a empty sushi (seaweed and rice only) so your girlfriend can suck your penis and eat the sushi at the same time.
This practice has been elaborated by Osoma Kinubushi, a japanese cook in the early 70's. Since then, it became a common practice in Japan, as well as in North America and Europe.
I love to give my girlfriend a sushi surprise on valentine's day.
Various usages. Can be used as an exclamation, indicating surprise or disgust, but it can also be used as an adjective meaning completely or fully.
"That guy started dating that girl before I did. Sushi!"
"I got crush sushi'd yesterday at that party on the west side with some of my co-workers."
holy sainted fish of surprise, a fish that has been lifted to saint hood
"Holy Mackeral Batman, the Penguin is going for the sushi gun!"
To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.
Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.
Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
Someone who is an extremely talented artist and an otaku. She is smart and kind and funny. She will surprise you with her MANLYNESS xD lol she is always filled with EPIC WIN. she loves sushi and sweets. <3
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When you take your girl out to a fancy Japanese restaurant to eat, and after you pay, ask for extra wasabi to take home. You then proceed to arrive home and begin making love.
Before going doggy-style with her, you put on a vintage Japanese flag headband, as you begin to rub the wasabi onto your pecker. As you put it in her pooper, you shout out "BONZAI!" as she replies by screaming out "KAMIKAZI!" from the surprise attack you have dropped on her butthole.
Its called a Pearl Harbor because it is a Japanese surprise attack on a place you'd never expect.
Avon: So are we going back to your place? I'm so full from the sushi.
Nicollette: You're not gonna give me another Pearl Harbor are you? :(
Avon: Well .. maybe if you play your cards right.
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