When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.
Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?
Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.
Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.
Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.
Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.
by Ben Greenberg and Stephanie Isaacson May 11, 2006