Mario 64 with a watergun. Would've sold 5 copies had it not included Mario, which would still make it overrated.
A mario game made for the nintendo Gamecube
in the year 2002. It faced criticism, mainly for the fact that the voice acting failed horribly, and the water-jet pack. But the "Fludd" device was a very good feature to the game, and added more gameplay possibilities, the critics are just retarded, but what they are right about is the voice acting. It sucked. Horribly. The game starts with mario, peach, and toads on an airplane traveling to Isle Delfino, a tropical resort. But a shadowy mario has been fucking with the island, covering it in a gooey mess, and for some reason, the citizens think that mario did it, just because a FUCKING SEE-THROUGH BLACK VERSION OF HIM did it. So he has to clean up the mess with a water-jet pack. Want more story? Too bad.
The game is good, but is not as good as it could have been.
Retard: HURR SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE SUCKSSSSSSSSSS
Normal Person: It had some bad elements and some good elements. For example, the graphics are beautiful, even compared to modern standards. The dialogue sucks, and the plot does too.
Retard: SHUT UP, THE GRAPHICS SUCKED AND ALL OF IT DID
*Normal Person pulls out the ban hammer*
The act of defecating on a lover's chest, and then urinating on him/her to wash it off. If all of the excrement
is washed off, the person urinating is awarded a shine sprite
Female: "I'm so horny for you."
Male: "Let's bang. But I have to go take a steamer
. You'll have to wait, unless you want my Super Mario Sunshine."
Female: "Ew, no. Just because I watch that stuff on the internet doesn't mean I would want it in real life."
Male: "There is no other way."