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Noun. A ruler of all those who posses the fine art of steez. One who dines upon the finest of steezburgers, while participating in a plethora of steeztivities. In addition, the Sultan of Steez insists upon blowing massive loads of steez in the facial region of virgins across the realm.
Nate: Hey bud, do you think Kirk logged that blond last night?

Terance: Fosh, he's the Sultan of Steez
by Steezburgler November 01, 2010