Translated from French, means "I am Charlie". It is a slogan adopted in protest to a murderous January 7, 2015, attack on the Paris-based publication of "Charlie Hebdo". The attack was perpetrated by Islamic extremist in retaliation for the publication's lampooning of Mohammad. Over 4 million marched to the slogan, effectively standing up for every person's God-given right to be an obnoxious asshole.
I'd rather live free among assholes than slave among gentlemen. Je suis Charlie!
by Brianator37 January 12, 2015
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Sentence used by 90% of american dumbasses that think they can speak french while they don't even realize that they just said they are goddamn baguettes.
_Bonjour!
_Je suis baguette
_Fucking dumbass.
by ShitIForgotToPee October 13, 2020
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Using proper french, one says J'ai froid- rather than Je suis froid.

In many regions it tends to mean that some one is awkward, or distant.

In many cases people use it as slang for someone who has erectile disfunction, and or 'cold' in bed.
Joe said "sorry, Je suis froid" last night, it was so embarrassing.
by Yoyomaa January 26, 2009
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"Je suis un ananas. Donne-moi tout vous croissants."
I am a pineapple. Give me all your croissants.

Also works with:
Pamplemousse - Grapefruit
Pomme - Apple
Banane - Banana
Framboise - Raspberry
by Gallant0 April 30, 2008
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When you just want to be a pizza but you wanna be fancier (yep)
-What is wrong with you?
-JE SUIS UNE PIZZA
by ToonyZ December 19, 2018
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