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The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.
My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.
by leafenway May 10, 2012