an insult to manhood. MALE employees are forced to make sandwiches for FEMALE customers for fucking minimum wage. whats more, the female gets to tell the man how she wants the damn sandwich. WHAT THE FUCK!
bitch, i aint workin at subway. a man is supposed to be the one tellin his hoes to make his sammiches.
To eat a girl's fresh. Synonym for eating pussy.
Paul: yo dude i was subwaying this girl and she came all over my face...
Giddy: Sweet!
by Pablo Paco Taco February 14, 2011
Your excuse for doing anything remotly
1."Uh, Jake? Why are you walking around with no pants and your shirt tucked into your whities tighties?"
"It's ok! I had Subway!"

2. "Pete! Why are you humping th dog!"
"It's ok, I had Subway!"
by Brilliant! January 22, 2004
When standing in line at a fast food restaurant (such as Subway or McDonald's) behind an older man or older woman, the customer in line will lean forward towards the older person's hair and "bite" at him or her but without actually touching the person they are "biting" at. Often used as a prank for entertainment while waiting in long lines.
I was standing behind this 90-year-old lady today, and I got bored so I Subway-d her. It was hilarious.
by Jimmy Grrrrrrrrrrrrowl September 29, 2010
Term for lesbians referring to sexual acts they engage in.

Yeah, she's a subway cause she eats fresh!
by Nikki Noel March 19, 2008
An evil, evil place that sells tasteless sandwiches made from cheap, stale ingredients shipped over from third-world countries, and markets them as "fresh" and "healthy" (despite the fact that most of the sandwiches they serve, for example, meatball subs; have as much calories and fat as a cheeseburger from McDonalds). They overcharge for their food, and like McDonalds, are intent on World Domination. Also have really badly made television commercials featuring an irritating guy called Jared Fogle who used to be extremely fat but is now just extremely ugly and annoying.
If I had to work at Subway, I would kill myself.
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?
by Nathan___ May 10, 2007
The place where I eat at so I can lose weight.
-I'm looking good!
-I'm eating the sandwiches.
by Jared December 18, 2003
A resturaunt that serves sandwiches composed of 75% bread and 25% filler. Schlotsky's is thirteen and a half times better.
Subway is overpriced and tastes like ass!
by Dalian February 04, 2006

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