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Your excuse for doing anything remotly
1.Stupid
2.Gross
1."Uh, Jake? Why are you walking around with no pants and your shirt tucked into your whities tighties?"
"It's ok! I had Subway!"

2. "Pete! Why are you humping th dog!"
"It's ok, I had Subway!"
by Brilliant! January 22, 2004
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a fast food restuarant that claims its food is fresh but really everything is precooked and frozen like in any other resturant. Also claims its healthy to eat there but in all actuality even the honey mustard is fatting .Also a very horrible place to work at.
Hey how do you like your job.
I dont i work at subway
by fapper20 May 20, 2009
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An evil, evil place that sells tasteless sandwiches made from cheap, stale ingredients shipped over from third-world countries, and markets them as "fresh" and "healthy" (despite the fact that most of the sandwiches they serve, for example, meatball subs; have as much calories and fat as a cheeseburger from McDonalds). They overcharge for their food, and like McDonalds, are intent on World Domination. Also have really badly made television commercials featuring an irritating guy called Jared Fogle who used to be extremely fat but is now just extremely ugly and annoying.
If I had to work at Subway, I would kill myself.
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?
by Nathan___ May 10, 2007
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A resturaunt that serves sandwiches composed of 75% bread and 25% filler. Schlotsky's is thirteen and a half times better.
by Dalian February 04, 2006
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The place where I eat at so I can lose weight.
by Jared December 18, 2003
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Term for lesbians referring to sexual acts they engage in.

Yeah, she's a subway cause she eats fresh!
by Nikki Noel March 19, 2008
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1) A stupid americanism for metro/undrground/tube/(insert translation here).
2) Some place with submarine sandwiches.
1)Person from America: where's the nearest subway stop
Person from (Insert place other then america): You mean metro.
2) Let's go eat at Subway!
by REVOLUTION! November 18, 2005
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