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1.
The married couple that acts gay. Just as the word metro sexual is for men that act and look gay.
Brad and Jenn are such Suburban Sexuals, they are both wearing matching plaid shirts going to the Bed Bath and Beyond, then off to book club together.
by Bobby F. May 16, 2008

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