Girl: What do you want to do tonight?
Boy: Well the guys wanted to play starcraft.
Girl: I was thinking something a little more intimate.

Boy: Maybe you can give a blow job while I play?
Girl: okay if you do something for me.

Later: Dudes my girl Gave me a Subparaduaru.

Dudes: Thats fucking Sick!!!!

Me: Got ranked up to Master League that night!