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Verb: To attempt to take a hot pan out ove the oven too quickly and thus drop the food, especially relevant when cooking for others. Named for "actor" Neil Stuke, who did just that on Celebrity Masterchef when the food was intended for an Olympic committee dinner
Guy: I was cooking dinner for my new girlfriend but when I grabbed the chicken out the oven I Stuked it all over the floor
by D-Man_1979 November 15, 2010
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To carry/hide something, usually in an illegal situation such as hiding contraband items when being taken into custody or smuggling them past initial inspection when being admitted to rehab.

Item being 'stuked' would be something useful or valuable to you in this situation such as drugs, money or cigarettes. It could however, be a sentimental item such as a photo or jewellery containing inscriptions or a locket with a photograph.

You could also stuke something like money from an armed robbery or even every day items that you didn't want someone in particular to find.

ie: "have you got any stukies?" or "Where'd ya stuke that dope I got you to hold?" or "I stuked it in your pillow case".

1) As you're being taken to jail or holding cells, you quickly and subtley remove your jewellery, cash & drugs and place them into a container which you then stick up any orifice of your choice.

2) You spot your mistress's bra that she's left behind on your couch, just as you hear you're wife's car pull into the driveway, so you quickly stuke the bra behind the fridge where your wife won't see it.
by Aussie_slang February 20, 2008
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A wigger wanna be cool fag, who smells like shoe polish and says gay ass motherfucking quotes from fucking gay movies like Barneys big adventure. He should commit suicide and save us all the pain. P.S. I'm Rick James bitch.
Stuke go die. haha
by Benjamin R. Kelly March 25, 2004
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White ass homo who dates ugly gorrilla jews and likes to insert his chodealicious donkey dick into the vaginal region that has ingrown hairs inside the felopian tube and overlapped with flub and mad bushy pubes covered in grease and bugs. While she fondels with his lumpy ball covered in horse raddish. Yeah nigga step up fool.
Your as gay as that fucking nigger jew kyke nazi stuke kid.
by Benjamin R. Kelly March 25, 2004
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