A Strusan Susan is someone who commonly whores him or herself out to random civilians. Strusan Susans can often be found hiding in dark places, or in the kitchen, baking up a sweet batch of chocolate-y goodness.
"That Strusan Susan was getting a little too friendly with those freshmen."
"At least she makes good brownies."
"At least she makes good brownies."
by the other q November 23, 2011