Man:- You'll never guess what? I went home last night and caught (insert name here) playing the guitar. Or at least that's what I thought, but infact she was strumming one out in the lounge!
Lady:- Awww, I'm so tetchy and need a shag!! I'm fed up of strumming one out night after night, at this rate i'm going to get an RSI unless I get some cock!