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Straw cat 

A false assumption based on cowardice, which is then used as the basis of an argument in an attempt to discredit an opposing idea. So called because of the yellow stripes of the pampas cat (also known as the straw cat)
Religious fundamentalists who fear Darwin, deliberately misprepresent his ideas so that they can discredit them. Their assertion that humans are descended from monkeys is not what Darwin said, and is the flimsiest of their straw cats, with its yellow stripes boldly displayed.
Straw cat by MakkaPakka February 19, 2009
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When someone has no real friends and they tend too burn bridges. So when another person gives them a bit of attention they never leave.
"look at james"
"i know he's such a stray cat"
stray cat by Sandrinho May 29, 2015
You could the stray cat in the alleyway below, mournful lonesome notes spilling out of the bell of his horn and out into the dimly lit city street.
stray cat by Adelantero March 9, 2008

Strat cat 

A guitarist with a strong preference for Fender Stratocasters.
Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and Buddy Holly are three of the most famous Strat cats in rock and roll history.
Strat cat by Fat Tony Giovanni December 18, 2008

stray cat fever 

When a person, sometimes despite having a home of thier own, wonders from place to place wearing out their welcome and burning bridges along the way without returning to thier own home. These places typically consist of the residence of friends or distance relatives. A person suffering from this affliction will often discard cleanliness and, when female, will sleep with countless partners as long as drugs and shelter are provided.
That girl has stray cat fever worse than her mom did. Give her a couple beers and she's ready to move in. How are we going to get rid of her.
Another phrase for "hoe". An animal ghetto female that is positive for any sexually transmitted diseases that passes along STD's to innocent people in the hood. Commonly used in Detroit,MI.
Zues: Man I heard you finna smash dat brawd?!

Darius: Nahh , man thats a "Stray Cat"

The Stray Cat 

You get wet slobbery head but pour foaming soap all over your dick then you blow your load in her eyes to she screams and goes mad. Punch her in the face so shes knocked out and then you penetrate her pussy and get it all foamy. So now she looks like a stray cat with rabies and was hit by a car.

Trash-bagging is also a valid option at the end.
Guy one: "Dude me and this hooker went so hardcore lastnight but i didnt have any money so i gave her The Stray Cat"
Guy two: "Yo man that's sick, I hope you tossed her in the Chesapeake though, right?"
Guy one: "You know it man!"
The Stray Cat by houssizzle January 21, 2010