Stranger Hand 

The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.

"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."

Stranger Hand by Anonymous November 4, 2003

hand stranger 

When a male sits on his hand while on toilet till his hand becomes numb then masterbating with it

No Diana I can't do anything tonite , me and Hand Stranger have big plans!

hand stranger by C.Stuart. November 26, 2019

strangers hand 

You sit on your hand until it becomes numb. Then you jack off and it feels like it is someone elses hand doing the work.

I was sick of jacking myself off so I sat on my hand until it was numb and it felt like it was someone else pulling my meat.

strangers hand by Martin Chickasaw January 26, 2004

stranger hands  

When a guy sits on both of his hands till they go numb and continues by beating off his pecker. Ths gives the sensation that a stranger is jacking you off.

Whoa!!! that was crazy i just did ths thing called stranger hands and it really works.

stranger hands by the famonkey monster February 26, 2007

Left handed stranger 

Masturbating with your left hand if you're right handed

I was bored with normal masurbation, so I gave the left handed stranger a shot.

Left handed stranger by I am not here May 14, 2013

weak handed stranger 

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.

i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead

weak handed stranger by coma061 January 21, 2009

dr.stranges.magic.hands 

illegal in 72 countries, but that’s irrelevant. a simp for natasha (who can blame them) and a talented picrew editor

me: dr.stranges.magic.hands is married to Natasha Romanoff

some idiot: dr.stranges.magic.hands is actually illegal in 72 countries-

dr.stranges.magic.hands by the.awkward.asian September 20, 2021