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1- Some retarded moron that can't think enough to foresee things before they happen and therefore gets owned.

2- A reckless dude that doesn't give a flying fuck about nothing, to a point where he'll do anything stupid or suicidal without giving a fuck about the consequences.
-Straight Fool #1: "Yo dude, i'll gamble all my money cause i know i'm gonna win"
-Some random normal dude #1: "You're a Straight Fool..."

Straight Fool #2: "Yo, i need cash bro... Fuck it, i'll just rob a bank"
by Straight-Fool June 15, 2013