When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 26, 2015