Stoop Statue

A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.

If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.