stonk

1) Power
2) Control

Can also be used as a verb - stonked

That guy is full of stonk

by River Dove February 19, 2004

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by EVAVina June 22, 2022

Stonk

A word that used to mean a Comic Relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.

Robert - "Check it out Mike has a stonk on!"

by Robert Graysmith August 22, 2007

stonking

(UK) very sexually attractive (usually of girl)

That Brenda is fuckin' stonking

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

Stonk

Stonk refers to the feeling of arousal, in general. It can be used in place of a general good feeling or amazement.

For example "Man this band gives me stonk".

It can also be used to replace other related terms such as "Hard-On".

For instance "Man, this chick gives me serious stonk-on"

It's almost the end of work, time for pre-freedom anticipation stonk!

by DreadEd209 January 25, 2011

Stonk

Short cunt

That bitch is a stonk

by Stonkus August 24, 2019

stonks

A set of man fruits, love spudsbollocksgooliesknackers

he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball

by Rudis April 20, 2006