the act of eating pills and drinking way to much alcohol, then digging through someones togo stir fry in the fridge and eating it. then moving it all around so the owner of the stir fry can not tell that any way eaten, while being way to fucked up to remember any of it.
Big cat ate so many ambien and drank so much liquor that she did not remember stir frying last night.
by the poop noodler February 4, 2010
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The act of vomiting on a mans penis, and using the vomit as a lubricant for a hand job.
I went out Janet last, thing got pretty hot and heavy. She ended up giving me a Seattle Stir-fry in the back of her 1996 Ford Taurus.
by rpm04wrx December 24, 2014
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1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
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When you are getting roughed up and it ends with a splintering mop handle being inserted...anally.
When I'm done beating your ass, you can look forward to a nice Haitian Stir Fry you bitch ass ho!
by LegendaryCurt October 18, 2020
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When you ejaculate on a girl's lower back doggy style while chewing tobacco, spit tobacco in the ejaculation, then stir it with you finger.
Bro i pulled a Kentucky Stir Fry on my chick last night.
by Ass To Mouth August 3, 2012
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