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(n) when you are wiping with thin toilet paper, usually from the school, and you apply so much pressure to wipe that you slip and get poo all over you balls.
Guy:my gooch is crusty.

Guy1: why?
Guy: I pulled a stinky slipper.
by Cjames_dog September 07, 2011
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