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Inspired by "The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn" by Cassandra Claire.

At the end of each day, Aragorn declares his status. Usually its "Still not King".

In real life it means "not yet, but definitely soon".
- Are u ready for a dinner?
- Still not King

- So, u're got a new job?
- Nope, still not King.
by kvazar October 15, 2009

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